Some Advice to Landscapers

I got sick and tired of the data entry (as I’m sure they got sick of my WTF is this questions), so I packed up around lunchtime, thinking that lawn-mowing might be a more productive way to spend my afternoon.

Came home, loaded up the lawn-mower into the back of my car and went round to Nic’s to mow her lawns for her. Like I don’t “do” cooking, she doesn’t “do” lawns. Mutual admiration society.

But I like nice clean lines, and I swear I mowed those mothers twice with all the twirly bits and trees and bendy bits and such. Mine take 10 minutes, zoom zoom, up and down. Done. Takes me longer to get the mower out than it does to mow the actual lawns round here. Just how I like it.

So to all those landscapers who might come across me here, nice clean lines, straight up, straight down – no twirly bits, ok?

Oh, and with all that humping (yeah, yeah) of the lawn-mower in and out of the car - I think I've put my neck out. Joy! Anyone got nimble fingers???