It's War!

I’m declaring war on one of the disgusting men in my office. Problem is, I’m not sure which one I’m declaring war on! Ene-meaney-miny-mo …

One of the filthy little pricks, uses the toilet and doesn’t flush! Ok, it’s only pee, not No 2’s, but still!! It’s bad enough I have to share ablution facilities with the buggers, surely they can see their way clear to bloody flush? It’s not that damned hard. They put two buttons there for them to choose from. Or maybe that’s the problem – too much bloody choice.

I’ve put up with this for the last 16 bloody months, and I’m sick of it. I’ve given up on the whole seat up/seat down argument. I concede that I’m unlikely to win that one, but FFS this is a health hazard.

I’m thinking that I might just go drop a tampon in there and wait to see who yells first!

It’s war, I’m telling ya!!